The Crazy Contraceptive Cupboard Catastrophe

The other day I was just doing my hair and brushing my teeth as usual and I looked down to see Gracie holding a box of contraceptive capsule thingys- the kind that dissolve and turn into spermacide. GREAT! I bent down to take the box away from her and there was white stuff puddled on the floor. OH GREAT!@%$#%! I thought for sure she was sucking on a capsule and so I snatched her up so quickly and ran my finger around inside her mouth but NOTHING was there! She had some white on the corners of her mouth and so I looked down on the floor again and this time there was even more white stuff but it looked a little foamier. I thought for sure that she had to have swallowed it. But then I checked the first white puddle on the floor and it smelled exactly like spit up. And then I cleaned the other foamy puddle up with toilet paper and it smelled like toothpaste. I breathed a sigh of relief and the puzzle all clicked together. Gracie was playing with the box when she spit up a little, and then when I saw her and grabbed her up in a hurry, some of the toothpaste foam dropped out of my mouth on the floor but I didn't remember that part cause I was so worried about Gracie. Thank Goodness there was no need for stomach pumping and who knows what else. I guess I better move things out of Gracie's reach!